
Society is full of unwritten rules that we all obediently follow, but that make no rational sense whatsoever. Why do we pretend to be happy with useless gifts, or congratulate a whole circle of people at a birthday? Which social norm should be thrown in the trash immediately? Cast your vote now!
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Congratulating the whole family at a Dutch 'circle birthday'
In the Netherlands it's tradition to walk in and congratulate uncles, aunts and vague acquaintances on someone else's birthday.
Shaking hands as a bacteria bomb when greeting
Immediately grabbing each other's sweaty hands to be polite, while it's known to be the fastest way to transmit viruses.
Pretending to be thrilled with a terrible gift
Exclaiming with a forced smile how wonderful it is, only to hide the junk at the back of a cupboard for the rest of your life.
The taboo on eating out or going to the cinema alone
Staring at a screen in a dark theater requires zero company, yet many people still label going to the movies alone as 'sad'.
Asking 'How are you?' without wanting an honest answer
It has become a mandatory greeting formula: if someone actually starts talking about relationship problems or stress, panic ensues.
Celebrating overwork and sleep deprivation as a status symbol
Bragging that you worked eighty hours and sleep only four hours a night, while it's actually bad for your health and productivity.
Wearing uncomfortable, warm formal clothing at the office
Sitting in wool suits or tight shirts in the middle of summer, while the office has to be cooled to refrigerator temperatures.
Pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings unexpectedly
Sitting dead still on the couch hoping the delivery driver or neighbor thinks the house is empty.
Having to justify yourself when you don't drink alcohol
Order a soft drink at a party and everyone immediately asks whether you're sick, pregnant or driving.
Deliberately waiting before replying to messages
Consciously waiting half an hour before responding so you don't come across as having nothing better to do.
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