Getting older creeps up on you slowly. It starts with getting up with an inexplicable ache, and before you know it you choose shoes purely for their footbed instead of their looks. Which of these situations is most painfully relatable for you? Cast your vote!
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Your back or knee protests when you simply stand up
Suddenly you involuntarily make an audible groan when you get up out of a deep armchair.
You have a 'favorite pillow' and a fixed sleeping position
One night on a different pillow results in three days of a stiff neck and a headache.
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You choose clothes and shoes purely for comfort
Walking shoes with good cushioning and stretchy pants definitively win out over tight fashion and painful heels.
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You no longer recognize the artists in the charts
Big festival headliners sound like random computer glitches and you wonder why everyone listens to mumble rap.
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You say things like 'everything was better in the old days' and mean it
You catch yourself ranting about how decent young people used to be and how toys were at least still made of wood back then.
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Your hairline recedes or hairs grow in strange places
While the crown gets balder, you suddenly discover wiry hairs on your ears, nose or eyebrows.
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Loud music and noise in a bar annoy you immensely
Instead of dancing, you desperately look for a quiet corner where you can at least follow a normal conversation.
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A new household appliance makes you genuinely happy
A new stick vacuum, air fryer or pressure washer gives you the same childish excitement a game console once did.
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You deliberately keep Sunday evening free to recover
You turn down Sunday parties or dinners after eight o'clock, because otherwise you won't function on Monday morning.
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You switch off lights because 'this isn't a funfair'
Unused lights in empty rooms are switched off immediately with an irritated sigh to save electricity.
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