
The German language is known for its powerful, hard consonants, so an insult lands like a sledgehammer. Whether it's everyday irritations or heated shouting matches: the Germans have the right word for every situation. Which German swear word do you like best? Cast your vote right away!
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Scheiße
The undisputed king of German swear words is 'Scheiße' (shit). The word has been documented since the ninth century and works as an exclamation, adjective and verdict all at once.
Arschloch
'Arschloch' is the equivalent of 'asshole' and is fully established in everyday speech. The word 'Arsch' also works as a handy prefix for dozens of other creative insults.
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Hurensohn
'Hurensohn' is the German version of 'son of a bitch' and one of the heaviest personal attacks in the language. As in many other cultures, the combination of family and sex work is the most explosive territory.
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Leck mich am Arsch
The literal translation of 'Leck mich am Arsch' (lick my ass) leaves little to the imagination, but the meaning is similar to 'drop dead' or 'get lost'. The expression was even used by the famous writer Goethe.
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Arschgeige
'Arschgeige' is the epitome of German creativity. Literally translated, it means 'ass violin'.
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Halt die Klappe
The direct order to shut your trap. Technically it's a command, but it often serves as a verbal slap.
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Wichser
Although the literal meaning of 'Wichser' refers to masturbation, in practice it works like 'bastard'. Thanks to its sharp consonants it sounds a lot harsher than its Dutch or English equivalents.
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Verdammt
'Verdammt' is the German equivalent of 'damn' or 'dammit'. On its own it's a useful exclamation for everyday setbacks.
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Depp
'Depp' is the German version of 'dope' or 'dimwit'. You call someone a 'Depp' when they make an obviously stupid mistake.
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Quatsch
'Quatsch' means nonsense or rubbish and is constantly used to dismiss an argument. Its sounds make it almost comical (which also makes it suitable for mild irritation within the family).
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