Sometimes a joke is so incredibly corny that you simply have to laugh. This collection of corny jokes for adults (translated from Dutch, so some puns come with a little explanation) doesn't shy away from any wordplay or absurd twist. Which joke do you think is the corniest? Cast your vote below!
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What do twins and a mass grave have in common?
They look alike. (In Dutch, 'ze lijken op elkaar' means both 'they look alike' and 'corpses on top of each other'.)
What do buttocks and the desert have in common?
Cactuses. (In Dutch 'cactussen' sounds like 'kak-tussen': poop in between.)
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Why do divers always fall backward out of a boat?
Because otherwise they'd fall into the boat.
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What do you call a Dutch party without bitterballen?
A worst-cheese scenario. (In Dutch, 'worst' also means sausage.)
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An elephant walks onto the stage. What do you think?
A stage piece! (In Dutch, 'toneelstuk' means both a play and a broken stage.)
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A pyromaniac walks into a roadside restaurant…
Restaurant gone! (In Dutch, 'wegrestaurant' is a roadside restaurant, but also 'restaurant gone'.)
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Why were milk cartons in Belgium changed?
They now say “open at home” instead of “open here”.
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Why did the man come back from the lamp shop without a lamp?
The sign on the front said “Halogen lamps” (in Dutch 'Halogeen lampen' sounds like 'Hello, no lamps').
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I have a corny joke about a flower, but in English it's even cornier…
Because there it's 'flour'.
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My wife just asked: “Are you even listening to me?”
What a strange way to start a conversation…
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