Classic 'dumb blonde' jokes have been a fixture of joke-telling for decades. From hilarious misunderstandings to bizarre reasoning: they reliably hit the funny bone. What's your favorite? Cast your vote below!
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What's the difference between a frikandel (Dutch sausage snack) and a dumb blonde?
A frikandel contains brains.
Why was the dumb blonde happy when she finished the puzzle after 6 months?
Because the box said: “2 to 4 years”.
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Why did the dumb blonde fill her car with water?
She wanted to convert her car into a submarine.
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Why does a dumb blonde only get a maximum of five minutes' break?
Otherwise she'd have to be retrained afterward.
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How do you know a dumb blonde has been using your computer?
There's Tipp-Ex on the screen.
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How do you keep a dumb blonde busy for hours?
Give her a sheet of paper that says “please turn over” on both sides.
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Why does a dumb blonde sit in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees there.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Why does a dumb blonde have flower boxes hanging on the back of her car?
To lead the police up the garden path. (A Dutch idiom meaning to fool someone.)
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Why does a blonde open a carton of milk in the supermarket?
Because the carton says: “Open here”.
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