Some jokes are so cringe-worthy that they become brilliant all by themselves. If you catch yourself chuckling at these jokes, you know the humor has done its job. Which joke is so bad it wins? Vote now!
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A man walks into the bakery: “Hahaha, I slept with your mother yesterday!”
The baker says: “Get lost, dad, I'm working.”
A man is waiting on the bus…
The driver says: “Get off there!” (In Dutch, waiting 'for' and 'on' the bus is the same word.)
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A man is selling tickets for the bus…
The bus driver says: “Hey, get out of the way!” (In Dutch 'voor de bus' means both 'for the bus' and 'in front of the bus'.)
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What do identical twins and a mass grave have in common?
They look alike. (In Dutch, 'ze lijken op elkaar' means both 'they look alike' and 'corpses on top of each other'.)
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A mailman puts a letter in the bus…
The driver says: “What am I supposed to do with this?” (In Dutch, 'brievenbus' is a mailbox, literally a 'letter bus'.)
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I just dropped a carton of yogurt…
It was no longer holdable. (In Dutch 'houdbaar' means both 'shelf-stable' and 'holdable'.)
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What do you call a pancake without cheese?
A pannen-oe. (In Dutch 'pannenkoek' minus 'k' for 'kaas'.)
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What do you call a Dutch party without bitterballen?
A worst-cheese scenario. (In Dutch, 'worst' also means sausage.)
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Which course has the most early dropouts?
The hairdressing course. (In Dutch 'vroegtijdige stoppers' also hints at people who 'cut' early.)
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